Here's the REAL story of the full moon. :D
(starring me and Jia-er as Narrators)
*started with a silly SMS conversation xD*

Jiaer: Happy gay 中秋节 go stare at the full moon now ;D
Me: LOL. Scared I see a pushi in the moon leh how?
Jiaer: Supposed to be there what you know got the Chang E there but tales of the pushi in the moon are untold.
Me: No. She fell off the moon.
Jiaer: Oh. Then my info must be outdated. It would be scary then, to see pushi for she can't fly back up. Maybe if we dive to the bottom of the ocean we'll see her.
Me: She's too fat to fly back up. Her heart is stupid and heavy and she got eaten by a guppy.
Jiaer: The poor guppy. I bet it regrets its meal cos it drowned.
Me: Everything drowned. No wonder no piece of evidence is found about Pushi first being on the moon. Oh no, now I see Chang E and instead of the white rabbit, it's Pebbles the gay! D:
Jiaer: Oh no. The rabbit probably hid. But I expect it'll come out soon. I see Chang E stabbing pebbles! She's eating gay food!
Me: Pebbles is dead. Congratulations, the white rabbit is found. Pebbles fell off the moon. Gasp.
Jiaer: A worm ate him. yay, the world is at peace again, thanks to...The guppy and the worm!
Me: Woots. No one knew the whole truth man.
Jiaer: Yeah that's so cool, we found The Lost Histories of the Moon And Pebbles and Pushi.
Me: Pebbles now denies that such thing occured.
Jiaer: Pushi is sleeping so she cannot be questioned. I think peb is lying. Put him on a lie detector test.
Me: He has no heart to prove the heart beat D:
Jiaer: Oh yeah. Use the special pebbles test then.
Me: He ran away ):
Jiaer: D: proof of guilt! Hahaha! I sentence pebbles to fly to the moon!
Me: He's too heavy too D:
Jiaer: Failure to do so will result in a life term sharing a prison cell with pushi. MUAHAHAHA!
Me: Omg that's hell. *he immediately runs to the moon* Wtf Run xD Hey how about Pushi? She's part of it too!
Jiaer: Pushi doesn't have a working heart. The special pushi test proves her guilty. She must go to the moon too!
Me: Wow they can have fun together.
*JIaer falls asleep LOL D:*

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I died typing that. Whoopee.
Got permission to type out her smses (:

Really, the history...is REAl (ahem) crap. :D